you look at people and see puzzles; i see games

changed my sidebar bc ////alana bloom////

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:04:22 -0400

changed my sidebar bc ////alana bloom////

OKAY well due to my Alana feelings I succumbed and made a...

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:47:49 -0400

OKAY well due to my Alana feelings I succumbed and made a shitty Hannibal powerpoint.

how is it that one side of this looks good and the other side does not

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:20:57 -0400

how is it that one side of this looks good and the other side does not

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Sun, 26 May 2013 00:11:05 -0400

What's Hannibal

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:42:08 -0400

it’s this amazing tv show about serial killers and a man named will graham who investigates them and a man named hannibal lecter who eats people and some other awesome amazing characters like alana bloom and jack crawford and freddie lounds and abigail hobbs

and it’s actually a prequel to a book called red dragon which was also turned into a movie and

i’m bad at explaining things so i googled and this post sums up what it is and why you should watch it a lot better than i can

rosemaries: rosemaries: the last three messages in my inbox are about hannibal make that...

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:28:58 -0400

rosemaries:

rosemaries:

the last three messages in my inbox are about hannibal

make that four

nevermind make that like ten

rosemaries: the last three messages in my inbox are about hannibal make that four

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:17:59 -0400

rosemaries:

the last three messages in my inbox are about hannibal

make that four

the last three messages in my inbox are about hannibal

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:17:08 -0400

the last three messages in my inbox are about hannibal

magratheology: Some men seem to be born the verso, the reverse,...

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:11:50 -0400

magratheology:

Some men seem to be born the verso, the reverse, the wrong side. They are Pollux, Patroclus, Nisus, Eudamidas, Hephaestion, Pechméja. They can live only on condition of leaning on someone else; their name is a sequel and can only be written preceded by the conjunction and; their existence is not their own; it is the other side of a destiny that is not theirs. Grantaire was one of these men. He was the wrong side of Enjolras.

- Victor Hugo, Les Misérables (translated by Julie Rose)

I couldn’t resist doing another ambigram for these two…

youcantcancelquidditch: modern au grantaire shouting “SOURCE” after everything enjolras says in his...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:51:27 -0400

youcantcancelquidditch:

modern au grantaire shouting “SOURCE” after everything enjolras says in his speeches until one day enjolras walks in with a stack of papers and drops it on the table in front of grantaire and starts in on one of his rants and it’s a packet of source articles for every single statistic and quote he used that night

You’ve always got Will.

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:44:00 -0400

You’ve always got Will.

sherifgraham: You stink of fear Will, but you’re not a coward.

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:37:38 -0400

sherifgraham:

You stink of fear Will, but you’re not a coward.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 22:35:54 -0400

reference for writers: alcoholic beverage breakdown

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:25:53 -0400

reference for writers: alcoholic beverage breakdown:

referenceforwriters:

euclase:

I had a disturbing exchange with a high school-aged person today that prompted this…

Beer, wine, mead, and cider are fermented beverages.

Mead is made from honey.

Cider is made from apples.

Beer is made from grains.

Beer tastes like beer because they flavor it with hops.

They used to flavor beer with dandelions.

Ain’t that cute?

All beer is either ale or lager.

Ale is fermented at room temperature.

Lager is brewed and store cold.

Barleywine, bitter, porter, and stout are ales.

Pilsner and bock are lagers.

Most of the crap people drink in America is pale lager.

Mosft of the crap people drink in Ireland is dry stout.

Butterbeer isn’t real.

(Except actually I think it is, and I heard it tastes like cream soda)

Miruvor isn’t real, either, but it probably would taste like squash.

Ent-draught isn’t real, either, but shit, it would be awesome if it were.

Wine is made from fermented fruit juice, usually grapes.

Red wine is made from red grapes.

White wine is made from green grapes.

The name of the grape is the name of the wine (Chardonnay, Pinot Noir, Cabernet Sauvignon, and Merlot are all varieties of grape)

Unless you live in France.

In which case, the name of the place supersedes the name of the grape.

(for example: Burgundies are made in Burgundy, France, but Burgundy wine can be Pinot Noir or Chardonnay)

Champagne is any sparkling white wine.

However, Champagne can also be wine that comes from Champagne, France.

Drink red wine with beef. Drink white wine with fish.

Act like it tastes good.

Keep a Diet Coke in your bag for later.

You’ll be fine.

Brandy is distilled wine.

Cognac is brandy aged in oak barrels.

Don’t fuck around with the French about their cognac.

Fortified wine is wine with added alcohol.

Sherry is fortified white wine made in Spain.

Port is fortified red wine made in Portugal.

Vermouth is fortified white wine plus grape spirits.

Sweet vermouth has added sugar.

Dry vermouth has added spices like nutmeg.

Liquors are distilled spirits that contain ethanol.

Liqueurs are liquors that have sugar and flavors added.

Liquors can be made from grains, fruits, or vegetables.

Grain alcohol is liquor made from grains. Duh.

Gin, Vodka, and Whisky are grain alcohols.

Vodka is grain alcohol and water.

Be careful with vodka. Homemade vodka is poisonous.

Gin is (basically vodka) flavored with juniper berries.

Absinthe is (basically gin) flavored with anise.

Whisky is grain alcohol aged in wood barrels.

Malt whisky is made from barley.

Grain whisky is made from all the other grains.

Scotch is whisky made in Scotland.

Bourbon is Kentucky whisky mostly made from corn.

Don’t fuck around with the Scottish.

Don’t fuck around with people from Kentucky, either.

Tequila is liquor made from the blue agave plant.

Rum is liquor made from sugarcane.

Schnapps is liquor made from fruit “must” (smashed fruit that still contains seeds and skins).

American schnapps is grain alcohol mixed with fruit flavors and sugar syrup.

Drink apple schnapps only while playing Tekken 2.

Sake is rice wine that’s brewed like beer. Or something.

Avoid these cocktails: Grog, Long Island Iced Tea, Manhattan, Dark and Stormy, Jack and Coke, Piña Colada, Scorpion. They contain huge amounts of alcohol and/or a huge number of calories. That Long Island Ice Tea is the worst motherfucker of the bunch. Just avoid them. Have a lemon drop martini instead.

Don’t drink on an empty stomach or you’ll puke.

Don’t drink too fast or you’ll puke.

Avoid Long Island Iced Teas. Like I said.

Don’t drink and drive because you might kill my Mom. You fuckers.

If your friend has had too much to drink and needs to crash, make sure she’s lying on her side so she doesn’t choke on her own vomit.

Don’t leave a drunk friend alone.

Passing out is a sign of being severely goddamn sick. If someone drinks and passes out? They are dying right now. Call 9-1-1.

If you are drunk, don’t drink coffee or caffeine to get sober. Sip cold water and nibble some saltine crackers.

Don’t be a fucking idiot. Don’t smash my mailbox.

Really, do you need to drink?

You probably don’t.

But now you know some stuff. Maybe.

♥

HUGE SUITS SPOILER, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:20:01 -0400

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whenever i get new otps my first instinct is to make a fanmix about them so hey guess who’s...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:19:21 -0400

whenever i get new otps my first instinct is to make a fanmix about them

so hey guess who’s making a will/alana fanmix

people in the bates fandom were confused because hannibal got a large fandom and bates really...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:10:50 -0400

people in the bates fandom were confused because hannibal got a large fandom and bates really didn’t

but having seen both i can definitely see WHY

lacigreen:

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:06:10 -0400

lacigreen:

captainmander: i don’t think any of you understand how much i...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:56:36 -0400

captainmander:

i don’t think any of you understand how much i love scott and allison

ahlistenalison: true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:54:37 -0400

ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch