Plot Twist: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are cast for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:
“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
(Source: m3lodigression, via tacocriss)
i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey
(Source: hannibalitus, via heysammy)
“It offends me both as a librarian and a pervert.”
Dr Faye Skelton of the University of Central Lancashire’s has made an image of Christian Grey from 50 Shades of Grey using descriptions of how women said they imagined him.
omg it is jonathon taylor thomas i cant even breath
(Source: xebablah, via twoxheartedxdream)
My mum told me she’s going to buy 50 Shades of Grey
I tried to tell her, truly I did. I told her all about the twilight fanfic and excessive use of the word “there” but she wasn’t convinced. I told her “Mum, the internet is literally laughing at you and your choices” and her response was:
“Maybe all those young girls on the internet just feel threatened because they’re not used to seeing or reading things with sexual content like that”
(via undercoveroperation)
