fear is part of our inheritance.
(Source: mindmeldsex)
dear teen wolf fandom, who do i have to kill to get some good danny-centric fic?
you know, i’ve been at this novel thing for a week now, and i have almost 15 thousand words
and my parents still have no idea that i’m writing it
honestly, fuck driving. can’t I just walk everywhere for the rest of my life??????
Derek: Snakes can't be poisoned by their own venom!
Scott: Wait...what? Where did you get that?
Derek: I don't know. Heard it on Discovery or something.
Scott: So you're basing an entire murder on some untested theory that may or may not have come from Animal Planet.
Derek: Can't be poisoned!
Scott: I just think there are better-
Derek: CAN'T!
Scott: I mean there's no research-
Derek: BE!
Scott: Did you even Google-
Derek: POISONED!
Scott: Wait...what? Where did you get that?
Derek: I don't know. Heard it on Discovery or something.
Scott: So you're basing an entire murder on some untested theory that may or may not have come from Animal Planet.
Derek: Can't be poisoned!
Scott: I just think there are better-
Derek: CAN'T!
Scott: I mean there's no research-
Derek: BE!
Scott: Did you even Google-
Derek: POISONED!
My mum told me she’s going to buy 50 Shades of Grey
I tried to tell her, truly I did. I told her all about the twilight fanfic and excessive use of the word “there” but she wasn’t convinced. I told her “Mum, the internet is literally laughing at you and your choices” and her response was:
“Maybe all those young girls on the internet just feel threatened because they’re not used to seeing or reading things with sexual content like that”
(via undercoveroperation)
