oh no tno no no noon thE DOG GOT HIT WHY SHOW WHY
chocolate buttermilk cupcakes with earl grey icing and salted caramel
(via creamteasandjammydodgers)
I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY
WHY
IS HER HEAD SO TINY
NO I’VE GOT IT.
THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS.
THEY ARE ACTUALLY A CHAIR.
OH MY UGUCKING FGOD
(via awkward-aeries)
EX ROYAL MARINE
AN OLD FRIEND
SO MORAN DID KILL HER??????
EXCEPT THIS ISN’T MORAN?????????????????????
i tried to explain cookies for sterek to sarah
now i’m browsing the tag and just

when the same asshole posts hate to a tag mULTIPLE TIMES
so done
someone else take it because i’m not doing it anymore
THIS IS LITERALLY ME
IM CRYING
just laughed way too hard at this
(Source: , via the-starkster)
List of Comedians that are being unapologetically dense about this issue:
- Jim Norton (“Why is it okay for an actor to play a rapist, but not for a comic to joke about it?”)
- Louis C.K. (“your show makes me laugh every time I watch it. And you have pretty eyes”)
- Patton Oswalt (“Wow, @danieltosh had to apologize to a self-aggrandizing, idiotic blogger. Hope I never have to do that (again).”)
- Dane Cook (“If you journey through life easily offended by other peoples words I think it’s best for everyone if you just kill yourself”)
- Anthony Jeselnik (“An offended audience member repeating a comedian’s act from memory is worse than, literally, anything”)
- Stevie Ryan (“Daniel Tosh can’t make a rape joke but Eminem can have hit songs about it? PS. AIDS jokes are funnier”)
- Doug Stanhope (“You’re hilarious. If you ever apologize to a heckler again I will rape you. #FuckThatPig”) — wow.
- Opie Radio (“To all the idiots! I completely support Daniel Tosh being a comic in a comedy club! Even if it means rape jokes!”)
- Kumail Nanjiani (“Two things about the Tosh thing. 1. It was said in the moment and not a pre written thing. 2. If you think he’s pro rape you’re an idiot.”) — this one, though. as though it makes it better that it was an off-the-cuff comment. don’t you see how revealing that is about him and his values?
- Sarah Beattie (“calm down about rape jokes everyone’s been raped at least once by george lucas”)
- Doug Benson (“Maybe Daniel Tosh was confused about where he was. He wouldn’t have offended anyone over at the Rape Factory. #ThisTweetWillBeDeletedSoon”)
Just so you have a list and can see how horrible people are all in one place.
wow. just…wow.
(Source: The Huffington Post, via blamcockarchive)

